Volume 2: The Unexpected Crush Edition
GIF: Dear Media
Fuck: Harry Styles' drummer, Sarah Jones. We felt it was imperative that we confirm our suspicionsthat Harry was The Most Fuckable. So, we secured the tickets, flew our grown asses to Madison Square Garden, had a terrible midtown dinner, and MUCH TO OUR SURPRISE the gorgeous and outrageously cool Sarah Jones stole our hearts. Harry is perfect, but he kept his knees coveredfor our show so we had to demote him.
Marry: Jodi Walker and Nora Princiotti of We're Obsessed Pod. Our parasocial best friends; we never miss an episode. Jodi & Nora -- if this gets to you, hit us up! As devoted readers, we have an advisory role at Plainspeak waiting for you.
Kill: Tom Cruise's GQ Cover. Giving us the ick like we were asked to "Go Out" by a boy in Middle School.
Everyone have a great weekend—and keep your knees out.
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